‘Lo Axeheads, we know the weekends can be a depressing time; the Axe isn’t updated very much and its a long wait till the new episode of EpicBattleCry on Monday. But unlike those blue freaks who are threatening to kill themselves if Avatar ever leaves theaters, there’s hope for you. So come, ye mighty children of the Axe, and lets mainline a little mirth, mischief, and mayhem to liven up the days that begin with “S”…Welcome to EpicBattleAxe.com’s End of the Weak, a new feature designed to explore the interesting, weird, and downright idiotic from the world of gaming and beyond in an attempt to deliver unto thee a reason to have more SLAUGHTER than SLEEP on the weekend agenda. Grab a goblet of something awesome…we’re kicking things off after the jump!

For those who don’t know, The Onion is the Yggdrasil of satirical humor. In light of the recent iPad announcement I thought we might have a look at their take on Steve Jobs and his infamous ‘reality distortion field.’

And while we’re on the subject of product announcements, who can forget the media blitz when Sony announced their latest piece of shit…

The Onion hasn’t yet tackled Microsoft’s Project Natal, but I’m not sure they could’ve done a better job than ScrewAttack anyway.

Since The Onion is primarily a news parody site, lets close things out this week with a couple episodes of In the Know that deal with my favorite topic…slaughter.

And finally, Crystal Skull hasn’t got nothing on baby skull.

Report: Baby Skull Jewelry May Be Linked To Violence

See you next time everybody. Got a suggestion for a future installment of End of the Weak? Leave a comment below; if your video is picked, you’ll win a free horsie ride.