Hey you!! I know you are sad that you can't make it to my birthday but i've got something for you that might make you cry less :)

Tell me.. tell me... !!!!

Well, it just happens that i was born on 12-12-1982 and that this year is 2012 or... 12-12-12. As you of course already know they call me Talis12... hmm, i wonder why?

Anyways, since i'm hitting that magic number 30 and since this year is filled with 12's i thought i would do something special and give you some presents instead of you giving me some :)

So i have a package of 5 Steam games, with a combined value of 115,- waiting for one lucky birthday wannabe. THAT COULD BE YOU!!!

All you need to do is send me a birthday card!

Here's how it works:

- grab your favorite game

- get a photo editor of your choice (photoshop, paint, who cares)

- make me a birthday card :)

- post them here (make as many as you want)

 

The funniest, best looking, sexiest, dumbest, most interesting birthday card wins and i'm the only judge! :) The winner will be announced at the end of the week and goes home with 5 new games (sunday 16th).

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Comment by Tokyochuchu on December 10, 2012 at 9:23am

I would definitely do this... But then I remembered that I can't be fucked. At all.

Oh yeah, happy birthday.

Comment by Abberjam on December 10, 2012 at 9:42am

Chuchu, you're so lazy. And rude...I'm going to come round and give you a good spanking.

Talis, that's an awesome gesture and if I was a PC gamer, I would definitely take you up on it. Then, after winning those games, I would go round to Chuchu's house and spank him....again.

Happy Birthday!

Comment by Tokyochuchu on December 10, 2012 at 11:36am

Yep... Lazy 'n rude just about nails it on the head. Kind of a life motto of mine, in fact. I think I might pass on the spanking, though. I left my S&M days behind when I graduated from elementary school... God I hated that headmaster!

Once again Talis12, happy birthd... Ah, fuck it.

Comment by LordX on December 10, 2012 at 1:21pm

Happy [early] birthday man! (Might very well give the contest a go ^^)

Comment by Talis12 on December 10, 2012 at 6:33pm
:) thanks for the early wishes guys.. cant wait to see what people come up with
Comment by Fredrik Pedersen on December 10, 2012 at 8:44pm

Here's my contribution :) 

Comment by Talis12 on December 11, 2012 at 6:50am

Frederik kicks it off with some balloons from the young communist. You guys aren't going to let a commy win are ya?!

Comment by LordX on December 11, 2012 at 8:36am

Alrighty! I've got 2:

Comment by Talis12 on December 11, 2012 at 5:23pm

everybody knows sex sells XD

Comment by Lick a Mushroom on December 11, 2012 at 10:19pm

Happy Birthday dude.

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