All hail Sunday! Teacher of laziness, Master of sleeping and God of hangovers! Today is announcement day!

The battle was short and the casualties came out with minor bruises but there was a battle nonetheless. A few brave men entered the battlefield and left families behind in search of the promised land but only one came out victorious. Only one found the chests filled with loot and carried them home. If only he had keys to open them up..

Among our brave soldiers there was LordX. His common sense towards men and hot women let him towards third place. If only Juliet and her girls showed up at the birthday party..

Another knight fought his way through cake and empty bottles. He goes by the name of Fredrik Pedersen and by the power of humor and heart he just couldn't strafe jump far enough to grab the rope.

The toughest soldier in the army was half human and half dishwasher. In bars he is known as The Cuddler but here on EpicBattleAxe you may know him as martin_mayhem. Through eyes made out of a dozen iPhones and arms strong as a bulldozer he fabricated a card worthy of entering the temple. He is..... The One.

Congratulations Martin! Your efforts have not been gone unnoticed and thou shall be rewarded with copies of Shank 2, DarkSpore, Deadlight, Alan Wake and Orcs Must Die 2 :)

If you do not have me on Steam yet, please add Talis12 to your friends list so you can receive your treasure.

Everyone else thanks for playing.. Game Over!

(insert coin)

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Comment by Uncle Dude on December 16, 2012 at 2:31pm

Well done everybody - and nice write-up!

Comment by LordX on December 16, 2012 at 2:43pm

Woo! Third Place! x)

Comment by martin_mayhem on December 16, 2012 at 3:55pm

Cooool. I like me some treasures :) And thanks again dude

Comment by Talis12 on December 16, 2012 at 5:29pm
Well deserved Martin. I've accepted your invite. Hit me up when you have the chance and we'll get things sorted.
Comment by Kuldorn on December 17, 2012 at 1:35am

Grats guys, well done.

Comment by KyussRyn on December 17, 2012 at 9:10pm

Nice cards, nice comp too.  Well done everyone involved.

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