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I climbed the Battlements outside of the Handsome Sorcerer's tower today Diary-bot. On the way up I somehow managed to slay "The Darkness". Not sure what that's all about. I also slapped the shit out of that bastard King Jeffery after killing his guards Canine and Molehill. After that I reached the bridge leading out of Hatred's Shadow. I wasn't expecting Tina to just let me cross the bridge unmolested and she didn't disappoint. Handsome Sorcerer summoned the dragon Tina siced on us at the start of the campaign. At least this time it wasn't invincible and could one shot us. Roland showed up again to help out, which is to say hardly at all. After killing the dragon and picking up a crap ton of moneies and eridium I exited Hatred's Shadow.

Inside the tower is know as the Lair of Infinite Agony. An ominous name that hung over what was about to be a unfortunate situation. I flipped a switch to call an elevator to the top aaaand... fell into a trap hole landing me squarely in the tower's dungeon. I feel like an idiot for not seeing that ahead of time. Tina was going to leave us there to rot but once again Lilith was able to convince her that'd make a shitty campaign. A secret wall opened in back of the cell and a woman's voice called out to us for help. I had to look for a way back out of the dungeon so I figured I might as well search for the woman at the same time. However it turned out that the voice belonged to a floating blue orb. It might be a little harder to track her down then I thought at first.

I also managed to find the last of the crumpets while I was running around in the dungeon. Why are there crumpets in the dungeon? Who the f knows!

Gaige

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Comment by Inkuneko on August 1, 2013 at 10:14pm

I love the use of "unmolested" in regards to Tina. That crazy, crazy, awesome character.

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