Date? I don't have time to care about some stupid date right now.

You're not going to believe this Diary-Bot, mostly because you are incapable of beliefs, but still! No sooner had I won the arena battle and claimed number 5 in the ranks before Piston flooded the area with gas, knocked me out, dragged me outside and now he is telling everyone that I ran away! He's trying to make me out to be the number 1 coward and now everyone is going to be gunning for me! I. Will. Kill. That. Bastard!

I'm still ranked 5 though so I'm going to fight my way to the top anyways. First I need to find a new sponsor. I headed to The Beatdown where I heard the number 4 guy, Pyro Pete, kidnapped a sponsor. I'll be able to kill two bots with one bullet in this trip. I'll rescue the sponsor and kill Pete all in one go.

Deathtrap and I fought our way through a bunch of drunkards in a bar on our way to Pete. Then we killed Pete. Easy really. Turns out the sponsor that was kidnapped was Moxxi. I never really liked her. I should be the center of attention. Instead everyone is always looking at her. What does she have that I don't?! Plus I'm a god damn genius! That's not bragging, it's just a fact. I'd like to see her try to create a dark energy containment device to power Deathtrap. However, I need a sponsor and I can't deny her ability to sell a product so I guess I'll put up with her for now.

I'm supposed to meet her at Moxxi's Red Light Bar so she can set me up with a trainer. Maybe I can convince Moxxi to spar with me while Deathtrap is activated. Deathtrap would see her as a threat and then...

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