The Rumor KILL – 09/04/10

By | Sun, September 5th, 2010 at 3:32 pm

September is upon us ladies and gents and that can be a sad time.  With summer slipping through our fingertips and the “S” word rearing its ugly head, we look back on the summer that has past and ask “did we fulfill our outer-self?”  But forget all that depressing and reflective garbage because we’re gamers and gamers love the fall because the holiday push has officially begun with the heavy hitters of 2010 vying for your holiday dollars. With big games come big rumors and as such my butcher table as become full of enough gossip and hearsay to make the Gossip Girls blush.  So, without another delay let’s take our end of summer frustrations out on these rumors and judge their worth with EpicBattleAxe.com’s The Rumor KILL!

THE RUMOR: A Call of Duty: Black Ops beta is coming

THE SOURCE: Destructoid

MY TAKE: Well it’s almost November so sure as Mario will never stick his wrench in Princess Peach’s pipe there’s another Call of Duty about to headshot its way onto store shelves.  That of course causes a few months of over-speculation, over-hyper and over-marketing (not saying that COD games are bad games but Activision’s marketing of the franchise is as subtle as a freight train crashing into a propane truck) that will plague us well into Black Friday.  Good news is this will produce rumors by the bulk-load and the one to kick it all off is a supposed image of a Call of Duty: Black Ops beta in the PSN Store.  Now the image has already been proven fake with people figuring out it’s the same photo as the fake Gran Turismo 5 beta shown a while back (speaking of GT5, did you hear Duke Nukem Forever is finally coming out? Neat eh?!) .  Despite the photoshop fake being exposed that doesn’t kill the rumor.  Betas are great for finding glitches and hammering them out and overall improving the multiplayer experience. Treyarch would be foolish to pass on one, just ask Infinity Ward.

THE VERDICT: SPARE IT!!!

As much as I believe Treyarch isn’t foolish enough to not create a beta, I know for a fact Bobby Kotick and the rest of Activision is and since they ultimately have the say, I don’t see it happening.  But, I won’t kill this rumor for a couple of reasons.  One is that Treyarch seems to be really good at learning from Infinity Ward’s mistakes.  MW2 didn’t have dedicated servers, Black Ops will.  MW2 banned party chat from most game modes, Black Ops won’t. See the pattern?  Infinity Ward thought they were too good to have a beta and that cockiness caused the game to have more glitches then pixels.  Treyarch won’t want to make the same mistake.  The second reason I won’t kill this is because Call of Duty: World at War had a beta which tells me Treyarch is definitely comfortable with the idea if Activision greenlights it and that keeps my hopes for a beta alive, at least for now.

THE RUMOR: Valkyria Chronicles 3 will be announced at TGS

THE SOURCE: 1UP

MY TAKE: Okay so really this started last week when Sega registered valkyria3.jp as a website but I didn’t cover it because…well don’t worry about it I’m covering it now.  Anyway, this week the gasoline was poured onto the fire in the form of a teaser site called “code1935.jp” and shows the image above.  September 16th of course is the first day of the Tokyo Game Show and the 1935 could easily refer to the year the first game is set in. When looking at this evidence it seems like this rumor is cut and dry, unless of course this isn’t Valkyria Chronicles 3 and it’s actually a remake of the first game, or a companion to the very recently released Valkyria Chronicles 2 or even just a PS3 port of the game.  It’s amazing how a seemingly simple rumor can become so complicated.

THE VERDICT: BELIEVE IT!!!

I do believe the third Valkyria Chronicles will be announced at TGS on the 16th but I don’t think it’s necessarily going to be Valkyria Chronicles 3 but instead one of the other possibilities I mentioned above, oh which I’m leaning towards a PS3 port of Valkyria Chronicles 2 though I cannot be sure.  The reasoning is that the announcement would be too close to the release of Valkyria Chronicles 2 which was released in January in Japan, though it didn’t see North American shores till last week.  Even still, that seems like a really short time between sequels and something the developer wouldn’t be eager to do.  I could be wrong though and Sega WOW is making Valkyria Chronicles the Guitar Hero of tactical role playing RTS’s.

THE RUMOR: C. Viper is in Marvel vs. Capcom 3

THE SOURCE: Destructoid

MY TAKE: You can’t be serious, with all the characters in Capcom’s roster that haven’t had the chance to be featured in a Marvel vs. Capcom game and they’re apparently choosing the newest and to me the one of the most forgettable Street Fighter character they have to offer. Well that’s what it looks like if we examine an image from the MvC3 website that possibly shows a silhouette of the double agent and could very well make her a fighter in the game. That could have mixed reactions since a lot of long time favorite characters like Sir Arthur and Mega Man could be giving up their roster spot for her; unless there’s a C. Viper cult following I don’t know about.  Still it’s possible that she just shows up in one of the cut scenes or something and Capcom is just out to confuse us or it could even be another character altogether.  Possible I suppose, but unlikely.

THE VERDICT: BELIEVE IT!!!

The silhouette matches way to well for it to be anyone but C. Viper.  Seriously look at the source it’s almost like they copied her directly out of the SSIV promotional art.  Also, the fact that Capcom hasn’t really shown any characters that aren’t playable seems to tell me that all these mystery silhouettes that we see in the promotional photos are playable fighters and C. Viper is taking up one of those precious 35 or so spots.  This (at least in my opinion) sucks.  This is a more limited fighter count than Marvel vs. Capcom 2 and it seems to me that character selection has to be one of the most important issues this game will have.  There is no room for a dud character and having C. Viper in the place of potential characters like Dr. Wily and Spiderman, SPIDERMAN for Christ sake!!!! How can you have a Marvel game without the face of Marvel?  That’s like a DC game without Superman and a Pokemon game without a Pikachu.  Well anyway, it won’t destroy my future fighting game of the year, Marvel vs. Capcom 3, because for every C. Viper I’m sure Capcom will throw in 10 other awesome characters; after all while making an omelet you’re bound to find a few rotten eggs.

THE RUMOR: A $100 “Platinum” Xbox Live Membership is coming

THE SOURCE: Michael Pachter via Industry Gamers

MY TAKE: Yep, Wedbush’s gaming guru Michael Pachter, the man who successfully predicted the $10 XBL price hike we’re seeing in November, thinks that Microsoft is just getting started with the price increases and will eventually be offering a $100 plan for those Richy Rich gamers out there.  Now before we all start freaking out and start storming Microsoft headquarters with pitchforks let me say that Pachter is not leaking any inside information or basing this of any evidence of any kind.  This is pure speculation which is why we’re talking about this here and not as a news article.  Pachter explains in the source article that the extra $10 we’re paying for XBL works out to be $100 – 150 million per year in additional revenue for Microsoft which in turn could be reinvested to create a $100 membership that has $100 – 200 million worth of extra goodies to play with. This could be anything from media centre type options like managing iTunes on your 360 or virtual goods like special Halo armor.  Could this actually be pulled off?  Who knows, Microsoft has already justified users paying $60 for a service that Sony offers for free and we seem to me at least marginally okay with it.  Would an extra $40 for $100 million worth of extras really be that much different?

THE VERDICT: KILL IT!!!

I like Pachter I really do, but sometimes I think he’s insane!  What he and all these other business people need to realize is just because you CAN ask for more money, doesn’t mean you should.  If by some miracle Michael Pachter actually reads this I want him to realize something, the average gamer…hell the average person cannot afford that kind of investment.  We already throw down $150+ for a console plus $60/game plus if you own a 360 $60 for Xbox Live.  That, on top of the price of controllers and headsets and a TV to play the games on all adds up to a serious chunk of change.  Most of us aren’t making the 6 figures necessary to spend $100/year to play online and enjoy crap we might not even use.  At that point it would be cheaper to buy a different console and play online for free.  I could be wrong though and gamers really do want to have a “platinum” experience on their console no matter the price.  Please feel free to let us know below because I’m sure this story will spur a pretty sweet discussion.

THE FINAL SAY

My final say this week, of course, is about Duke Nukem Forever but really, it’s more about Gearbox Software.  For one, I got to give props for Gearbox who are starting to become one of my favorite developers.  It takes a lot of balls to take what was essentially vaporware from a studio you have no connection with and make it into a functioning game, but Pitchford isn’t one to shy away from a challenge.  Afterall, this is the man who made a game with a zillion guns; he’s not going to be scared off by 13 years of expectation. So despite my rant a few weeks ago about being sick of Duke I have to say that if Gearbox makes a good game out of the mess they were given they deserve developer of the decade!

So there you have it, an end of the biggest bad joke in gaming history also means the end of another edition of EpicBattleAxe.com’s The Rumor KILL!!!   For those who are joining me in going back to school good luck and for those who aren’t all I have to say is: #@$#%@!% you lucky ducks!!!!